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10-year-old shot and killed during Wreck-It Ralph in mysterious Mexico murder...
The drug cartel wars in Mexico have killed as many as 60,000 people in the last six years (!!) so you might expect Mexicans to be a little jaded when it comes to murder. But just how jaded? Well, a...
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Vigilante Theater Critic Defenestrates Rude Broad’s Cell Phone
In a story that’s been going around the internet for about a day and a half now, Kevin Williamson, a theater columnist for The National Review, is currently being hailed as a hero to anyone who’s ever...
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Police raid Utah theater after janitor advertises live sex show on Craigslist
Six people were arrested last week at a theater north of Salt Lake City after the theater janitor reportedly put it up on Craigslist as a gangbang venue and charged participants admission. You know,...
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Florida Cop Leaves Gun in Movie Theater Bathroom Where It’s Found By...
Man, don’t you hate it when you take your gun off to take a huge dump and then you dump so good you end up crapping your short-term memory and forget your gun right there in the shitter? It’s one of...
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Taint Misbehavin’: Man Caught Injecting Heroin Into his Genitals in Theater...
As it turns out, theater bathrooms are happening places. While I mostly use them for urinating and shining my penny loafers with fake butter sauce, you can find all sorts of interesting things there,...
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Man Arrested Carrying Loaded Gun, Body Armor, and 34 Rounds at Flint Theater
It’s been a little more than a year since that sideshow Bob-looking freakshow killed 12 people at an Aurora screening of The Dark Knight Rises, and people seem to have largely forgotten about it in...
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Kerfuffle Watch: Blogger calls 911 over guy using cell phone in theater at TIFF
Press and industry screenings are places where business/producery types working on distribution deals for movies rub shoulders with bloggers/writers/journalists who cover those movies. Cell phone use...
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600-Person Brawl Erupts Outside Florida Theater Christmas Day
Five teenagers were arrested outside a Jacksonville, Florida theater on Christmas Day after a brawl erupted that reportedly involved 600 people. Apparently the fight, which sounds more like a riot,...
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Two Shot, One Killed For Texting During A Screening Of ‘Lone Survivor’ In...
A man who was reportedly texting during a matinee screening of Lone Survivor is dead today after being shot by another man who was sitting behind him. Yes, this happened in Florida. Sheriff Chris...
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Follow-Up: The Man Who Killed Another Man For Texting During A Movie Was A...
Chad Oulsen, center, was shot and killed by retired police officer Curtis Reeves Jr. before a screening of Lone Survivor near Tampa Bay. (via Facebook) More details are coming to light in the story of...
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A Man Who Wore Google Glass To Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit Was Interrogated By...
It turns out, wearing Google Glass could have consequences far graver than looking like a massive tool. This after an Ohio man wearing Google Glass at the movies over the weekend was pulled from a...
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That Retired Florida Cop Who Killed A Guy For Texting In A Theater Was Also...
Via WFTS You may remember that back in January, 71-year-old Curtis Reeves Jr., a retired Tampa Police captain, got into an argument with 43-year-old Chad Oulson before a screening of Lone Survivor,...
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‘You Farted During Boyhood’ Is Our New Favorite Craigslist Missed Connection
Getty Image This Craigslist Missed Connection post out of Los Angeles combines Richard Linklater’s Boyhood and a well-timed fart, so it might as well be engraved in stone set atop an obelisk in the...
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A Woman Maced A Man Who Asked Her To Turn Off Her Cell Phone During An AFI...
Getty/Film4/Shutterstock As we’ve seen, people using their cell phones during screenings has become a contentious issue, and can even get you killed. A recent incident during a screening of Mr. Turner...
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A Pooping, Vomiting Drunk Lady Evacuated A Sold-Out Screening Of ‘Fifty...
Universal/Shutterstock A pooping, vomiting drunk lady caused the evacuation of a sold-out, Valentine’s Day screening of Fifty Shades Of Grey in Milton Keynes, England recently. To clarify, this was a...
View ArticleWatching movies in India is very… interactive.
I’ve never been to India or watched a movie there, so I can’t tell you how representative this is of their usual movie-watching practices, but if it’s even close, Indians put the worst stereotypes...
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